Reasons Why #1

Reasons Why #1: We Don't Want Small Children at our Wedding

When we get married, we are really looking for more of this...

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Possibly even this...

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...or this...

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...this might even happen, because we all know who I'm marrying...but without the part where I'm casually leaning up against an outhouse...in my wedding dress, waiting for Shawn to...? yeah, no way.

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We love children. I work with them; Shawn has held ~3 of them...tiny humans are amazing; and we totally get why you are head over heels for your little one...but, on this singular day, we're really trying to minimize this...

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...and this...

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...this...(the picture below came from a website called "cutest kids at weddings")

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...this one is cute...but we're still not ready for it...

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...we don't want to have to do this...

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...or handle this...

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....or really even think about this....

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...definitely not this...

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One day...we may be this...

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...possibly this...

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but for right now, we're this...




and this...




...or this...

...moving towards this...





...and that's it...







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